Watersleeves!!!! please friend me.....

talking about watersleeves.... haiz.. i just dun understand why the hell I cannot be friends with watersleeves... They just bloody hate me lor. i want them to flip up nicely and lay nicely on my arms... but they must fly themselves all over the place or draping down instead of flying up gracefully.... what the hell?
I have no choice lor... they are my boss now. I have to accomodate them instead. I must learn to be friends with them thru hard work and efforts...
I can be good friends with face powder, eye shadow, lipstick, eyeliner,,,, but not watersleeves lor...dunno what the hell lor...

Haiz... thats why u always see me buying csts without watersleeves... hahaha... i very jian lor. cos i know if i wear clothes with those watersleeves right, i will flop even more in my shows.... heehee.. so i need to cover my flaws abit...
I know alot of people will not agree with me on this. but i heck la (as usual)... up till now, I feel that as a dan, most impt is the face... must be very pretty... very neat and pretty.. pretty face, pretty hair pc and pretty cst.. then comes singing and the movements.. I know some will think...see... she just want to be a vase on stage... yah lor.. I just wan to be vase leh... cannot ah??? i like leh... cannot take it or shaking your head away then dun carry on read my blog la.... whats the big deal???
not everyone is born with the talent of singing. I cannot sing well and my movements not well enough though i think i am improving....kekeke... bua hiao pai again.... hahaha....so the next thing is to be pretty on stage lor. singing and shenduan needs time to improve... makeup skills can pick up faster la,,,

senario 1:-
if you are pretty, at least audience will still say, "this dan very pretty, match with the sheng so well.. just that must improve sing lor"... then you just improve the next round, the same audience will comment, "this dan singing got improve, good...."

senario 2:-
not very pretty but can sing... audience will say, "why this dan so old and ugly??? aiyo.... can sing la... but.... if can pretty will be better lor".... next round, " same comments" 3rd round, "they will not comment anymore" and everytime u come out on stage, the picture on stage will not be nice lor... audience will kp and kp and kp... I am also like that.. if i see the dan not pretty and she is with my xiaosheng, i will kp lor... "wah lau... xx troupe no more dan already ah???? must choose this ugly one meh??? i cannot imagine my xiaosheng must fall in love with her lor"... my god!!!!

hee hee hee.... i am very horrid right??? but the truth is like that lor... cos i hear all these comments myself... even my mum and relatives also look at the face first then use their ears to listen to songs....
so 1st liang xiang on stage very impt.... just my 2 cents worth...

Photos for Huangmeixi and GeZaiXi

Hi, friends...

1st, I must thank dearest YH for helping to take photos and mail it to me... you all must thank her also lor cos without her, you cannot see my act cute photos lor... haha... I super bua hiao pai, right???? Hehehee...

now, I will show you 2 types of photos. 1st type: Act Cute... mk, i dun wan purposely act cute lor.. Ju qing xu yao lor...

Hey, folks...

these act cute photos are from huangmeixi.. eeee... u cannot imagine lor.. I can't even sing gezaixi properly lor.. let alone huangmeixi... haiz.. anyway, always flop la...

In these photos, i cannot use my electric blue lor. cos zhangli laoshi says use red.. so i end up like that!!! but hor... ang likes my makeup.. she says nicer... I think she always find my makeup too bright and streetie... aiya.. i already announced to whole world ma... I am a streetie dan... if one day I heng heng can be sheng... i will be a streetie sheng too.... like wat mk says, I love dua ban hairpc, dua ban cst, and dua bak voice... anything dua will be Ah May lor...

Well... here are another zhaoxin... I am or rather I think i am acting as an empress in the new show.. yeh...I can be dua ban again... I can wear my dua ban cst again.. though this cst is more dua ban than others, but its not shiny... I still feel its not dua ban and shiny enough... I like dua ban and shiny at the same time... maybe I can consider make one more wai tao that is shiny for this cst... I kind of like my make up... got my electric blue... hehehe... i know some people dun like.. but heck... I like can already.. so long when i see myself in the mirror, i like the reflection jiu ok lor.. why bother what others say??? I dun give a bloody damn lor.... unless its ang who kp la.. then no choice lor.. but so far so good....

One of my colleague always tell me, " ah may dun bother what we say abt her cos we are not impt to her at all... so it does not matter to her.. Bu Zai Hu Wo Men" I think quite true lor... I can't be bothered with what people says cos these people are immaterial to me..... so why should I care??? I think i am getting more and more attitude... I am not like that last time... I can cry at the slightest comments lor.. but.... dun say I am fat.. cos i will go crazy!!! haha.. now show you the photos....

wow... took me wholw morn to upload pic leh... gosh!!!!

YH's comments

Whew....
Just now, dearest YH emailed me and send her congrats to me for my blog opening...
Well.. after her best wishes, she says now we are going to have more gossips... haha..

Gossips are good wat... people simply loves listening to gossips, esp..opera people.. i seriously dunno why... Maybe, its in them or rather us, I think... We will be kay poh about who act what, wear what costumes, use which guans (for xiaoshengs), use what hair pcs (for vianpots dans), sing what songs, use what fans la, whether this person's watersleeves sucks or not la, whether who can do one leggie split, whether she is ai-tu or not???? alot la.. cannot finish writing...

Mk, Yh, dun you agree with the above???
sometimes, troupe A will discuss=gossip abt troupe B and vice versa... i dun mean its bad... cos I myself also gossip abt other people... so I think its pretty natural for human beings to do that lor.. haha.. cos i do it, so its not a bad thing to do... I very "jian" right?? hehehehe...

Actually, I must tell everybody that our troupe not bad leh.. we love each other and we hardly gossip among ourselves.. meaning we gossip others la.. opps!!! we dun really "fight"over roles... and we accept everything and anything and all the things that our dearie ang says... we are good students... guai bao bao... we dun defy her and we respect her alot.. Her words are like edict leh.. if she says, "ah may, your lipstick colour not red enough, put more red. " Me: orh... now i faster change... so immediately i clean my lips and put more red to my lips... our dearie ang very powerful hor... Her leadership skills is power lor... cos she dun make us scared of her, rathershe make us respect her.. cos we know she has her reasons and she knows best abt opera... so her edict is always right... just like emperor.....

I dun think anyone in our troupe will tell her that, "laoshi, i dun want to wear the green costume. so ugly.. i want to wear your that shiny white costume..." hehehe...
YH, you are xiaosheng... you go and test this leh... see what happens.. cos you and her same same xiaosheng ma.... or you go tell her, " laoshi, i want to use your japanese fan cos this show i am the rich xiaosheng..."... i am very curious leh.. go test leh...

Welcome to my Blog!!!!

MK, here i come!!!!

Dun always say I didn start my blog lor... today after receiving your email, immediately I come and "open" my blog lor...
Actually I also dunno why the hell I must kanan "bai bu" by you lor... its not my style to blog anyway.... I think i am "losing" myself leh...
what the hell!!!!
Oh ya... just for everybody's info, cos i know lor, this MK will link my KP blog to others lor..

Hi, everybody.... I am May... If you are expecting a well written blog, I am very sorry to disappoint you as its just not my style to write good English unless.... only unless you pay me.... I canwrite and talk quite professionally to my bosses (BTW, i am a secretary... just like what mk always say,,,, a bitchy secretary....but hor.. mk, if i dun be bitchy, i cannot survive in my co lor)
so I be writing nonsense... most of the time... KPing... Oh ya.. KP means Kou Pei (hokkien)... In my blog, i be using quite crude languages and broken singlish and writing in no sequence... i just think and write at the same time... so if you cannot take it or "look down" on it, for god's sake... siam away from my blog....

I need to fa xie and release my stress in this blog lor.. so i cannot be so kind to consider everybody's feelings and accomodate who like what language and if i offend anybody, i am sorry.. dun take it to heart... Just read and laugh over it... else if really cannot take my nonsense or find i am boliao... dun read la,, whats the big deal??? right or not???

Actually I wanted to start this blog for some time le... when I had a K800i ericsson phone... where it has 3.2mpixel and it really takes good pic leh.. but too bad... it left me for good 2 months back... sob sob...
so now, just bear with it with just words while i try to find a good cam or phone to take pic to enhance my blog... oh ya.. i must not forget lor... my dearest mk says:-

mk: when you start your blog" i advertise v long for you liao lor,,, still never start... many people waiting leh....
may: my hp spoilt ma... how to start?? (i thought everytime i use this excuse hor... can cover my laziness) but....
mk: never mind la,. just start.. next time u wan what pic, i help u take and email to you...
may: (thinking)... this time cannot find excuse liao.... so i say:- wow,... mk, u very good friend lor... i v touched....
hehehe....
thats how i end up die die also must "open" blog....

just like what mk says in her blog.... we had dinner at yishun.... finally... mk and YH come yishun to meet me rather than I go down hougang to meet them...
and what we did are kp-ing.... tell you all something... we are going to do a "BIG" project soon.... something that noone tried before and we dare dare to think and now even putting it into "BIG" actions..... hahahha...