Friday, 17 August 2007

DIGGING THE RUBBISH BIN

WIth regards to why I am digging the rubbish bin as mentioned in MK's blog, i must admit that i made a big boo boo out of myself...
haha..
I bought a Mcard to replace my Starhub sim card cos I terminated my Starhub line:9xxxx1878 which is no longer in use now since my ah longs already tracked down this number and chasing me for payment... so i got no choice but to terminate the line and use Mcard instead,,,
so.... after i purchased the mcard, i bought the super top up card since its very worthwhile.. but i dunno how to top up... I follow the instructions and "thought" its done...
but unfortunately its not lor...
I only knew it when i checked with MK... my god... its $30 lor... so I told mk.:

Me: How?? $30 leh... i just buy only...
MK: where is the top up card?
Me: I threw away liao.. I threw in the rubbish bin outside Hg Mrt station (thank god i didn throw at raffles place)
MK: go to the rubbish bin and dig la,,
Me: But i wear like sui sui like that, go dig rubbish in public ah????
MK: Its $30 lor...
Me: Ya.. $30 leh,,, K la... heck care la... just go dig la...

So both of us went to look for that rubbish bin lor.. then!!!!!!!! the rubbish is cleared!!!!!
My god... so we were loitering at the rubbish bin.... HENG AH,,,, the nice ah mang (the bangladash) came and ask us looking for things is it?
I say ya... he brought me to the "HQ" where they stored all the rubbish and open that bag of rubbish for me to find,,,
AND I found my card and save $30.... so happy lor..

MK find it funny and I find it silly...

Monday, 13 August 2007

CLUBMED-PHUKET(09-11 Aug)

Hi, I went on company trip for 3 days to CLUBMED phuket..
it was fun... for others... but not for me.. cos I am afraid of the SUN... it makes me dark.. I dun wan. I cannot afford to be dark.. I need to be a fair lady....
haha... and in phuket, it was really super duper hot...
for those who been to clubmed will know that there are a lot of outdoor activities and everything is inclusive.. meaning, all meals and drinks inlcuding alcohol, is included in the package...
So what i did the whole 3 days was to eat and drink and eat and drink.. haha... though i did not get "burnt"... but i become fatter.... sob sob...
I need to be on a strict diet from now on....
Since i did not go for outdoor activities, I went for a massage and medi/pedicure.... haha... very "taitai" right???
I just love doing all these lor... just faking be tai tai la...
now show you some photos...
see... i carry my umbrella everywhere i go.... even my GM laughs when he saw me taking umbrella walking on the beach... i only stay there for 5 min and off i go... its simply too hot.




see the strong waves..... very beautiful right?






These are my colleagues cum lunch kakis.... on the left, is jessica... she is always giving attitude so sometimes, we jus ignore her... haha...so we always call her attitude colleague... but she is fun lor.. on the right is eliz, my beloved... she is a carzy woman... when the 3 of us together, we just talk nonsense and laugh like mad... very fun loving people...




look at the handsome guy... the little gal is his daughter!!! can you believe it? so waste right? so handsome and yet married with kid liao... i got no chance le la... but ONS still can lor!!! hehehe...


Wednesday, 8 August 2007

I SIMPLY HAVE NO TIME!!!!

PEK CEK!!!
aiyo... everybody is Kp-ing at me.... very fan!!!
All kp at the same thing... I GOT NO TIME to ACC THEM!!!!
My friends in opera KP at me, say i very busy...
My colleagues KP at me, say I supposed to go KTV with them but till date, no results....
My family KP at me, say i no time to visit them and help them settle some things...
My best friends in sec sch KP at me, say I supposed to visit them to see the new born baby, till now, baby is going 2months, I have not appeared,,, even my gifts, I also use TT to transfer "hong bao" over...
My overseas friend KP at me, say long time didn chat with me cos can never find me with time.... I am always busy when he call...
My outside friends KP at me, say 1 year can only see me twice or less... now wan to see me, have to come down my office and have lunch with me else he can never find me....
I KP at myself for not having time to do housework....

My god.... I dun even have time to have some space myself.... How to spare time???? How I wish I have 48 hours a day///

Mon-KTV class after work
Tue-Class with Ang after work
Wed-To acc one of the above group, sometimes, have to rehearse for GZX if there is show
Thu-Now i have to rehearse a dance item for Yue troupe in Bouna Vista
Fri-Arabic Class after work
Sat-Paixi
Sun-Paixi/opera related activities

I reach home at least 11pm every night... by the time, I bath... its going 12am... At most I can watch only 1disc before I sleep. That is provided I have energy to watch. Cos i still have to do laundry, fold clothes, replace water, etc.....

now, my friend bought me a pup.... I still have to acc the dog, toilet train the dog.... etc...

Its been a bloody idiotic long F%^&king time I have last slept before 10pm or spend whole day watching my fav disc....
I dun even have time to sleep!!!!
I SIMPLY HAVE NO TIME!!!!

Thursday, 2 August 2007

MY BOSSES ARE GENTLEMEN

HELLO!!!
You all got miss my blog or not? cos yday I didn blog ma... i was so bloody f&@# busy lor.

TIRED LIKE MAD!!!!
PISSED OFF LIKE MAD!!!!
oh my god.. i have alot of pimples pooping like popcorns on the face...
Really na-bae lor..
wah lau a...


today my new boss is here.... Due to my work nature and office culture, I will change my expat boss every 2 years...
I have 3 bosses now, excluding the new one...
1) Mr. Kim Yong Song - He is a Korean (obvious right? from his surname). He is with me for 2 years... now he extends his contract for 1 more year. He is nice to me.. but one thing abt him is that he lets me handle everything... oh my god... that mean i am very busy lor.
2) then comes Lawrence... I am with him for 7 years plus.... very long liao right? he is those very hum person lor... but hum also got pro leh.. at least when i do mistakes, I can heck care him lor....heehee.. BTW, he is a local...
3) Esam Al-Homoud - He is a Saudi... with me for 2 years but so sad... he is going back home and my new boss, Mr. Majed Basager also a Saudi will take over him...

well... i been with this saudi co. for about 8 years le.. my secretary job is so far so good except i am getting busier and busier.... I am lucky cos all my bosses like me and dote on me.... :) Thats becos I know how to sai nai ma....hahaha... its true... My saudi bosses like their subordinates to be gentle and submissive,,, just do what they want... they be very happy with you...

Do you know that without my these bosses, i dun like i can ever afford to go to those super ex restaurants to have fine food.... So far, let me share with you the best food I ever tried:-

Japanese - Keyaki Restaurant in Pan Pacific Hotel (very ex) not so ex one will be the Japanese Rest at One Fullerton facing the sea...
Steak - Lawry's Steak Restaurant at Paragon....(ex)
Chinese - Lei's Garden at Chimjes (must try the Crab roe shark's fins----superb)-very ex
Italian - Pregoes at Raffles The Plaza (still affordable la)
Fish - The Fish Market at Greenwood Avenue (the fish and oysters very nice)
International - Mezza Nine at Grand Hyatt Hotel (Ex lor)
Dim Sum - ManFu Yuan at Intercontinental Hotel (the egg white mee sua is very nice)

So far, these are the better restaurants that I like... My bosses are very nice men lor... when they want to bring me out to eat with customers, they will always ask me to choose what I like to eat.... so nice right?
Oh ya.. I must stressed that the guys in my company are ALL VERY GENTLEMEN.... If they see any girls carrying boxes, they will rush to help... They will definately help to push the door open for you to go thru... They will make sure all the ladies go out of the lift then they go out.. and many la...
Thats why I think I am pampered... If I meet guys who are not gentlemen, i freaked out lor...
I dun mean guys must be "dogs" to women... but certain gentlemen qualities are essential... You need not be handsome or rich, but if you possess good manners and be gentlemen, I believe it is even better lor... It will attract women more lor...

Tuesday, 31 July 2007

Watersleeves!!!! please friend me.....

talking about watersleeves.... haiz.. i just dun understand why the hell I cannot be friends with watersleeves... They just bloody hate me lor. i want them to flip up nicely and lay nicely on my arms... but they must fly themselves all over the place or draping down instead of flying up gracefully.... what the hell?
I have no choice lor... they are my boss now. I have to accomodate them instead. I must learn to be friends with them thru hard work and efforts...
I can be good friends with face powder, eye shadow, lipstick, eyeliner,,,, but not watersleeves lor...dunno what the hell lor...

Haiz... thats why u always see me buying csts without watersleeves... hahaha... i very jian lor. cos i know if i wear clothes with those watersleeves right, i will flop even more in my shows.... heehee.. so i need to cover my flaws abit...
I know alot of people will not agree with me on this. but i heck la (as usual)... up till now, I feel that as a dan, most impt is the face... must be very pretty... very neat and pretty.. pretty face, pretty hair pc and pretty cst.. then comes singing and the movements.. I know some will think...see... she just want to be a vase on stage... yah lor.. I just wan to be vase leh... cannot ah??? i like leh... cannot take it or shaking your head away then dun carry on read my blog la.... whats the big deal???
not everyone is born with the talent of singing. I cannot sing well and my movements not well enough though i think i am improving....kekeke... bua hiao pai again.... hahaha....so the next thing is to be pretty on stage lor. singing and shenduan needs time to improve... makeup skills can pick up faster la,,,

senario 1:-
if you are pretty, at least audience will still say, "this dan very pretty, match with the sheng so well.. just that must improve sing lor"... then you just improve the next round, the same audience will comment, "this dan singing got improve, good...."

senario 2:-
not very pretty but can sing... audience will say, "why this dan so old and ugly??? aiyo.... can sing la... but.... if can pretty will be better lor".... next round, " same comments" 3rd round, "they will not comment anymore" and everytime u come out on stage, the picture on stage will not be nice lor... audience will kp and kp and kp... I am also like that.. if i see the dan not pretty and she is with my xiaosheng, i will kp lor... "wah lau... xx troupe no more dan already ah???? must choose this ugly one meh??? i cannot imagine my xiaosheng must fall in love with her lor"... my god!!!!

hee hee hee.... i am very horrid right??? but the truth is like that lor... cos i hear all these comments myself... even my mum and relatives also look at the face first then use their ears to listen to songs....
so 1st liang xiang on stage very impt.... just my 2 cents worth...

Photos for Huangmeixi and GeZaiXi

Hi, friends...




1st, I must thank dearest YH for helping to take photos and mail it to me... you all must thank her also lor cos without her, you cannot see my act cute photos lor... haha... I super bua hiao pai, right???? Hehehee...




now, I will show you 2 types of photos. 1st type: Act Cute... mk, i dun wan purposely act cute lor.. Ju qing xu yao lor...


Hey, folks...


these act cute photos are from huangmeixi.. eeee... u cannot imagine lor.. I can't even sing gezaixi properly lor.. let alone huangmeixi... haiz.. anyway, always flop la...


In these photos, i cannot use my electric blue lor. cos zhangli laoshi says use red.. so i end up like that!!! but hor... ang likes my makeup.. she says nicer... I think she always find my makeup too bright and streetie... aiya.. i already announced to whole world ma... I am a streetie dan... if one day I heng heng can be sheng... i will be a streetie sheng too.... like wat mk says, I love dua ban hairpc, dua ban cst, and dua bak voice... anything dua will be Ah May lor...






Well... here are another zhaoxin... I am or rather I think i am acting as an empress in the new show.. yeh...I can be dua ban again... I can wear my dua ban cst again.. though this cst is more dua ban than others, but its not shiny... I still feel its not dua ban and shiny enough... I like dua ban and shiny at the same time... maybe I can consider make one more wai tao that is shiny for this cst... I kind of like my make up... got my electric blue... hehehe... i know some people dun like.. but heck... I like can already.. so long when i see myself in the mirror, i like the reflection jiu ok lor.. why bother what others say??? I dun give a bloody damn lor.... unless its ang who kp la.. then no choice lor.. but so far so good....




One of my colleague always tell me, " ah may dun bother what we say abt her cos we are not impt to her at all... so it does not matter to her.. Bu Zai Hu Wo Men" I think quite true lor... I can't be bothered with what people says cos these people are immaterial to me..... so why should I care??? I think i am getting more and more attitude... I am not like that last time... I can cry at the slightest comments lor.. but.... dun say I am fat.. cos i will go crazy!!! haha.. now show you the photos....













wow... took me wholw morn to upload pic leh... gosh!!!!


Monday, 30 July 2007

YH's comments

Whew....
Just now, dearest YH emailed me and send her congrats to me for my blog opening...
Well.. after her best wishes, she says now we are going to have more gossips... haha..

Gossips are good wat... people simply loves listening to gossips, esp..opera people.. i seriously dunno why... Maybe, its in them or rather us, I think... We will be kay poh about who act what, wear what costumes, use which guans (for xiaoshengs), use what hair pcs (for vianpots dans), sing what songs, use what fans la, whether this person's watersleeves sucks or not la, whether who can do one leggie split, whether she is ai-tu or not???? alot la.. cannot finish writing...

Mk, Yh, dun you agree with the above???
sometimes, troupe A will discuss=gossip abt troupe B and vice versa... i dun mean its bad... cos I myself also gossip abt other people... so I think its pretty natural for human beings to do that lor.. haha.. cos i do it, so its not a bad thing to do... I very "jian" right?? hehehehe...

Actually, I must tell everybody that our troupe not bad leh.. we love each other and we hardly gossip among ourselves.. meaning we gossip others la.. opps!!! we dun really "fight"over roles... and we accept everything and anything and all the things that our dearie ang says... we are good students... guai bao bao... we dun defy her and we respect her alot.. Her words are like edict leh.. if she says, "ah may, your lipstick colour not red enough, put more red. " Me: orh... now i faster change... so immediately i clean my lips and put more red to my lips... our dearie ang very powerful hor... Her leadership skills is power lor... cos she dun make us scared of her, rathershe make us respect her.. cos we know she has her reasons and she knows best abt opera... so her edict is always right... just like emperor.....

I dun think anyone in our troupe will tell her that, "laoshi, i dun want to wear the green costume. so ugly.. i want to wear your that shiny white costume..." hehehe...
YH, you are xiaosheng... you go and test this leh... see what happens.. cos you and her same same xiaosheng ma.... or you go tell her, " laoshi, i want to use your japanese fan cos this show i am the rich xiaosheng..."... i am very curious leh.. go test leh...

Welcome to my Blog!!!!

MK, here i come!!!!

Dun always say I didn start my blog lor... today after receiving your email, immediately I come and "open" my blog lor...
Actually I also dunno why the hell I must kanan "bai bu" by you lor... its not my style to blog anyway.... I think i am "losing" myself leh...
what the hell!!!!
Oh ya... just for everybody's info, cos i know lor, this MK will link my KP blog to others lor..

Hi, everybody.... I am May... If you are expecting a well written blog, I am very sorry to disappoint you as its just not my style to write good English unless.... only unless you pay me.... I canwrite and talk quite professionally to my bosses (BTW, i am a secretary... just like what mk always say,,,, a bitchy secretary....but hor.. mk, if i dun be bitchy, i cannot survive in my co lor)
so I be writing nonsense... most of the time... KPing... Oh ya.. KP means Kou Pei (hokkien)... In my blog, i be using quite crude languages and broken singlish and writing in no sequence... i just think and write at the same time... so if you cannot take it or "look down" on it, for god's sake... siam away from my blog....

I need to fa xie and release my stress in this blog lor.. so i cannot be so kind to consider everybody's feelings and accomodate who like what language and if i offend anybody, i am sorry.. dun take it to heart... Just read and laugh over it... else if really cannot take my nonsense or find i am boliao... dun read la,, whats the big deal??? right or not???

Actually I wanted to start this blog for some time le... when I had a K800i ericsson phone... where it has 3.2mpixel and it really takes good pic leh.. but too bad... it left me for good 2 months back... sob sob...
so now, just bear with it with just words while i try to find a good cam or phone to take pic to enhance my blog... oh ya.. i must not forget lor... my dearest mk says:-

mk: when you start your blog" i advertise v long for you liao lor,,, still never start... many people waiting leh....
may: my hp spoilt ma... how to start?? (i thought everytime i use this excuse hor... can cover my laziness) but....
mk: never mind la,. just start.. next time u wan what pic, i help u take and email to you...
may: (thinking)... this time cannot find excuse liao.... so i say:- wow,... mk, u very good friend lor... i v touched....
hehehe....
thats how i end up die die also must "open" blog....

just like what mk says in her blog.... we had dinner at yishun.... finally... mk and YH come yishun to meet me rather than I go down hougang to meet them...
and what we did are kp-ing.... tell you all something... we are going to do a "BIG" project soon.... something that noone tried before and we dare dare to think and now even putting it into "BIG" actions..... hahahha...